You might be wondering what a Countess is doing at an electronic music festival (namely, Untold). Real Countesses are more often seen surrounded by Art Nouveau buildings, carefully trimmed grass, bushes & everything else nature related (no, real Countesses don’t even tolerate nature when it’s messy & unbending to the strict rigours of high society), other similarly fancy people and lots, lots, lots (…) lots of gin.
Good thing I’m a Millennial Countess and I’m more fun, huh?
You’d be surprised, but I actually enjoy festivals.