Messages in Scotland means a shopping list. This can cause confusion to foreigners like me if one is stopped and asked. “Has yous got my messages?” Likewise it is normal when cashing up at the till to hear them say. “Is that yous?” When you are leaving they invariably say. “SeeYous.” Funny folk they are but I like them.I have been shopping, not messaging for some of the older folk, (come to think some are younger than me). It’s getting a bit of a pain after god knows how many weeks. I have mentioned that it would be nice to resign from the task but they are frightened. The sodding BBC, ITV, po