Doctor, Doctor, what is wrong with meThis supermarket life is getting longwhat is the heart life of a color tvwhat is the shelf life of a teenage queenOoooh western woman, Ooooh western girlNews hound sniffs the air, when Jessica Hahn goes downHe latches on to that symbol of detatchmentAttracted by the peeling away of feelingThe celebrity of the abused shell, the belleOoooh western woman, Oooooh western girlAnd the children of Melrose strut their stuffis absolute zero cold enoughand out in the valley, warm and cleanthe little ones sit by their tv screenno thoughts to think, no tears to cryall