Real Fiction / Oana Moraru, Monica Ciurea, Tavi Tone, translated by Claudia Garofina Greculeac: I\'m a Cabbage

Oana MoraruI’m a mess like any woman who truly respects herself. In fact, the problem isn’t me, but all these sausages parading around me, hoping that we’ll get to a second course. Take it easy, guys, you’ve got plenty of reheated soups at hand, just leave me out of it. Lately, I find them in my private messages too. Who, you …